Dear Fred, Gus, and Steve

Dear Fred,

Please stop digging in the yard and eating the carpet and dog beds. It makes me hate you a lot.

Love,

Forever Faithful to Eddy.

Dear Gus,

Please stop having diarrhea. It makes me hate you a lot.

Love,

Eddy's #1 Fan

Dear Steve,

Did you ever think Eddy was a perfect dog when he was alive? 

I did. 

Told you so.

Love,

Your Wife