As I'm Typing....

As I'm typing, Niamh is sitting next to me singing "Mama, if you weren't here, I could make all my own decisions, until Daddy got here. I could watch tv, I could have all your money, I could have all your clothes, I could have all your shoes, I could eat all the cookies, and most important, I could have your iPhone."
I'm sure she'd miss me, once she took posession of everything I own.