Someone's Got A Secret

There is a commercial on the radio for Sleep Country that goes like this:

"Thousands of people in the Northwest have a little secret in their bedroom. Their mattress and box spring don't match."

It came on the radio in the car yesterday and from the back seat Niamh says, "I have a little secret in my bed too. My sheets and comforter don't match!"

A lady knows to keep her bedroom secrets to herself, Missy.