I’d like to give a shout out to the the clerk at Seattle State Liquor Store 96, in U Village. As I paid for the ingredients in my spiked egg nog, he asked me for my ID. Sadly, nobody has carded me in a few years. Then, when he was looking at it he laughed a little. I said, “What?”, thinking he thought it was a funny photo. He said, “Oh, I was way off. By about 10 years. What’s your secret to looking 25?”
Thank you, Sir. Thank you.
**obviously, he was drunk, but I’ll take the compliment anyway**